#josephine junot

[dinakisss]

Big fat napoleonic art dump

[goddammitjosef]

HIGHSCHOOL AU

[apurpledust]

old doodle and wip's I'll never finish😭 The napjuno one was back when I used to colour junot's hair purely blonde.. I'm trying to change that :3

[mandatorycommunistbrunchhour]

Napoleon movie doodles (I might color them later)

I would not mind seeing Nappy give his favorite tsar a spank, hopefully the people on ao3 agree ☺️

According to the movie :

Their portrayal of Napoleon is horrible but honestly a bit funny too

If I recall correctly Alexander is basically always smiling in this movie (idk 😂)

At least I’m glad I decided to go with a friend instead of my mom because that would have been awkward

[legallyschrodingers]

Ok so umm ..

WHY IS LANNES' RP ACC BEEFING WITH PEOPLE😨😨

I JUST SAW THE JOSEPHINE GETTING CHEWED

AND JUNOT ASWELL😭

(idk how to word this out but ifyk,I'm missing so much rn)

[ic-napology]

The illustrations I used for compositing the reel. With better quality though.

Can you recognize every episode? ✨️

[detournementsmineurs]

"Napoléon" biopic de Ridley Scott - sur la vie de l'Empereur Napoléon Bonaparte (1769-1804) - avecJoaquin Phoenix, Vanessa Kirby, Tahar Rahim, Rupert Everett, Paul Rhys, Matthew Needham, Edouard Philipponnat, Mark Bonnar, et Catherine Walker, décembre 2023.

[ciderbird]

Oh. Oh no, my boy is done for

And here it is. The updated bracket.

[goddammitjosef]

@apurpledust napjuno! (and some josephine/naps on the side)

[josefavomjaaga]

Eugène's correspondence

Letters or excerpts from letters

To Louis Apffel, August 1793 (?, recipient is a former school mate from college at Strasbourg)

To Hortense, October and November 1794 (during Eugène's time serving as an ordlerly to Lazare Hoche)

To Hortense, 2 June 1798 (snippet from the "L'Orient", on the way to Malta)

To Joséphine, 24 July 1798 (letter about Napoleon learning about Josephine's alleged affair with Hippolyte Charles)

To Hortense, 21 May 1800 about an adventure in the mountains

To Hortense, 7 June 1800 (snippet, about Duroc almost drowning)

To Hortense, 22 June 1800 (snippet, about Caroline not writing to Murat)

To Bessières, 8 February 1805

To Hortense, February and April 1805

To Hortense, 23 March 1805 (snippet, after becoming archi-chancellier d'état)

To Hortense, 7 May 1805 (snippet)

To Hortense, 1 June 1805 (about his nomination as viceroy)

To Bessières, 18 June 1805 (snippet)

To Napoleon, 13 July 1805

To Napoleon, 9 Auguste 1805 (second post in the reblog, related to Eugène's relations with Lagarde and Fanny du Villars)

To Hortense and Bessières, August 1805 (snippets)

To Bessières, 8 October 1805 (snippet)

To Joséphine, ca. 3 January 1806

To Hortense, 11 January 1806 (first impression of his bride)

To Murat, 6 April 1806 (congratulations on becoming a grand-duke)

To Étienne Méjean, 20 December 1808 (he's no fan of David)

To Auguste and Napoleon, 21 to 23 May 1809 (second half of the post)

To Napoleon, 14 July 1809 (short snippet within correspondence relating to the battle of Raab)

To Auguste, July to September 1809 (snippets)

To Auguste, 30 December 1809

To general Paul Grénier, 26 Mars 1810 (link only, good-bye letter after Grénier was transferred to the army of Naples)

To Lavalette, 10 October 1810

To Auguste and Napoleon, December 1812 (after Napoleon had left the army)

To Auguste, 28 December 1812

To Auguste and Napoleon, 17 January 1813 (after Murat had left the army)

Snippets from Eugène's letters (February 1813)

To Napoleon, May to July 1813 (information on Junot's deteriorating sanity)

To King Maximilian of Bavaria, 15 October 1813 (within a longer post)

To Auguste (14 January 1814) (reblog from archduchessofnowhere)

To Murat, 3 March 1814 (within a longer post)

To Napoleon, May and June 1814

To Auguste (15 and 16 October 1814, reblog from hoppityhopster23)

Snippet from a letter to Auguste, 22 October 1814 (reblog from hoppityhopster23)

[d-apperc-adaver]

Even thought I’m not doing anything here on tumblr I am Junots strongest soldier (unintentionally ironic) and spreading the WRONG!!! word around. Including him pushing my boy INTO THE SPOTLIGHT whenever I talk about napoleons fart crusades or whatever he did he’s dead and castrated anyway (JOKE!!)

And hell let’s make it a wierd inside joke😭 like whenever someone asks about him make it tangled so they don’t if he was a marshal or not.‼️‼️

I like how often Junot gets included among Napoléon's marshals even though he was never one. You guys are making his dream come true!

[sunsolii]

Napoleon (2023) Review

I know many of you have posted your own reviews and what I'm going to talk about will cover most of what people have said but I wanna give my own perspective on the movie. As you know spoilers will be said, so if yall still haven't watch the movie go before reading.

Alright first, I would like to say the movie overall wasn't that bad nor it wasn't great. Some battle scenes were a bit confusing, Borodino was the one which I got the most confused because of how quick the scene was. One moment I was watching soldiers fight and then it was done, which I guess they wanted to get to the part of Napoleon arriving at Moscow but I digress.

During the Seige of Toulon, I was a bit confused with Napoleon's reaction throughout the whole battle. He was hyperventilating and panicking which seemed strange to me since he was always calm and collected during stressful situations, especially this battle since it was his 'debut' and was an important plan in getting Toulon back in French hands. I understand him being a little bit nervous, but he had to stay calm for the soldier's sake.

Now, lets talk about Napoleon and Josephine's relationship, oh boy, it was a mess. I did like how Naps acted a bit awkward during their first meeting since he was pretty shy and weird around the ladies in real life, but after that the whole relationship seemed too toxic than what it really was. Like the scene where Josephine returned to the chateau after Naps came back from Egypt and him yelling at her and basically telling her she was a slut, him threatening divorce because she couldn't get pregnant at the beginning of their marriage, or when Naps got angry at Josephine yet again and threw food at her, or him slapping Josephine during the divorce scene. I literally let out a gasp when that happened. That whole representation of their relationship was a freaking mess, and don't even get me started with the sex scenes! They were so weird and Naps making animals noises before doing it didn't make it better. I think the worst for me was when Naps called Josephine "little one" like don't start with that kinky shit smh. Also the part where Alexander went to visit Josephine at Malmaison was not necessary, they did develop a friendship but it was nothing more than that.

Besides all the negative things I did like a few things about the movie. For starters Napoleon's first interaction with Josephine, that was a nice touch. The lamb chop scene was hilarious and everyone including me laughed at the scene. Naps falling down the stairs after almost getting killed by the Directory and saying "oh fuck" under his breath while standing up was funny. Even the scene afterwards where Naps and Lucien were struggling to get out and keep everyone inside was funny. His facial expression he made while trying to regain himself had me dying.

What caught me by suprise was Junot being in the movie because correct me if I'm wrong but no other movie had Junot included in it, so when Naps first yelled "Junot" during the Seige of Toulon I was like 'huh? Junot? Like Jean Andoche Junot?? THE JUNOT?? I can't believe what I'm hearing!" and sure enough Junot was in the movie! Even though it was only for like 30 minutes but him being in the movie made me so happy because he is never mentioned in any form of media.

Overall it wasn't as bad as I expected. I still wished they would've added other marshals like Murat and Lannes, but I do appreciate them adding Davout since he is also someone who doesn't get mentioned in movies a lot, so props to you Scott (I guess). I did get over the historical inaccuracies pretty quick, but Wellington and Naps meeting did rub me the wrong way knowing that they never met each other in real life. Also, Ney with a moustache...why??

So that's all I wanted to say about the movie. Sorry if this was a longer post, but I wanted to write down everything before I forget. Thank you for reading!

[trauma-and-truffles]

After the Cake Incident with Marshal Lannes, My assistant, Mlle. Hopster has been telling me to make a blog myself. I finally gave into her pestering.

I'll probably make a better introduction at a later date, as by then I'll have a better gist of Tumblr.

I am Baron Dominique-Jean Larrey, Surgeon to Emperor Napoleons Imperial Guard. Feel free to ask whatever you like.

-Larrey

( This blog is run by @hoppityhopster23) (Disclaimers: This blog does not provide professional medical Advice, nor am i a professional historian. I'm just well read about the history of medicine and enjoy reading about Larrey) ------------------

Tags: Responses from the the Baron - answers to any asks.

Conversations with the assistant - Conversations with my time traveler assistant. shes the one who convinced me to create this. shes also young, sometimes foolish, and likes to give people bad ideas.

Portraits of the Doctor - Images of me.

Comments from the Assistant - self explanatory

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Fellow Soldiers and marshals, etc (personal notes below):

Marshals Other Military Staff Royals Other

@armagnac-army - My Dear Friend Lannes, Marshal of France, Prince of Siewierz, and Duke of Montebello.

@murillo-enthusiast - Jean-de-Dieu Soult, Marshal of France and Duke of Dalmatia. (I'm pretty sure he just tolerates me.)

@le-brave-des-braves - Michel Ney, Marshal of France, Prince de la Moskowa, and Duke of Elchingen. (He's very helpful, And I am grateful.)

@your-dandy-king - Joachim Murat, Marshal of France and King of Naples.

@chicksncash - Andre Massena; Marshal of France,  Duke of Rivoli, and Prince of Essling.

@your-staff-wizard - Louis-Alexandre Berthier, Marshal of France, Prince of Neuchatel, Valangin and Wagram, and technically my boss.

@perdicinae-observer - Louis Nicolas Davout, Prince of Eckmühl, Duke of Auerstadt.

@bow-and-talon - Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr, Marquis of Gouvion-Saint-Cyr, and a man I respect for giving the us Medical staff needed in life.

@general-junot -  Duke of Abrantes, and General of the French army.

@askgeraudduroc - Also My good friend, Grand Marshal of the palace, Duke of Frioul, and head of the Emperors household.

@generaldesaix - One of my closest Friends. Unfortunately we didn't have a lot of time together in life. nut now we do.

@messenger-of-the-battlefield - Marcellin Marbot, an aide to an assortment of Marshals, and a man I met a few times in life.

@askjackiedavid - Jacques Louis David, neoclassical painter.

@carolinemurat - Caroline Murat, Queen of Naples, and sister of the Emperor.

@alexanderfanboy - Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of France.

@rosie-of-beauharnais - Josephine, the Empress of France.

@the-blessed-emperor - Alexander I, Tsar of Russia.

[ic-napology]

Were you chillier than Naps on this Valentine's Day?

Happy (belated, I'm sorry I was so busy today) Valentine's Day to you all! 🩷

[josefavomjaaga]

Not forged: a letter by Joséphine to Berthier, Mayence 15 October 1806:

[...] above all, take good care of the emperor. make sure he doesn't expose himself too much. you are one of his oldest friends and it is on your attachment that i rely[...]

very funny how people ask how did napoleon pull josephine but she was literally writing letters to charles saying she would rather kill herself than be with napoleon after marrying him

[empirearchives]

Portrait of Laure Junot, Duchess of Abrantès, and her daughter Josephine, 1805

By Domenico Pellegrini, commissioned by Napoleon

Musée des Beaux-Arts Bordeaux